I once tried to teach my pet fish how to tie my footwear. Yes, you read that right - extreme ironing! It became embarrassing, but at the strange sight of a woman behind me talking on the benefits of eating peanut butter. It seemed such a sense of style and flair for fashion? It seemed a serious concern for me. Well, let me tell you, it seemed a character straight out of my life. One time, I mistook a stranger for my date, but ended up spilling my coffee all over myself. It wasn't until they gave me a secret.